Brett Terpstra @ttscoff@nojack.easydns.ca

Morning, sleepyhead. #dimspirations
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv_-h_innmI/

My shrink had stopped returning my calls. Just saying.

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The Shareef don’t like it

Aw, someone made a Homebrew cask for Bunch.

Words that only make sense to certain people, I suppose.

It would be a great time for another season of Love, Death, and Robots.

It snowed.

I'll cooperate if you keep the FBI out of it.

I made you a chart that shows why you should stay at home looking at charts.

I never wanted to go out until you said I couldn't.

Name 3 things, one lie. I'll start. 1. Hobby farms. 2. Piñatas. 3. Bollocks.

We're past the point where anyone is counting days now. Welcome to my world. I haven't known what day it was for years.

Weinerschnitzel by Descendents twice, or Short Songs by Dead Kennedys once. #washyourhands

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Lately on the blog: [Sponsor] MeisterTask's one board to rule them all: Agenda

https://bit.ly/39Ie0qd

My little sister was born on April Fools Day. Oh yeah, I should probably call her.

In which I found a truckload of truth. https://www.theoatmeal.com/comics/creativity_things

I feel like April Fool's jokes within the home can be a lighthearted way to deal with quarantine, but public ones are in poor taste this year. Fortunately I haven't seen any of the latter, but I'd love to hear what you did for the former.

Lately on the blog: Your April nvUltra update

https://bit.ly/2ykOp9y

You're not my real dad.

Same.
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Day 1 with bidet: ooh my goodness, am I using this right, am I getting clean, what is even happening? Day 5 with bidet: this is the best thing ever, I am an expert with my own unique style. I’m considering starting a youtube channel.
https://twitter.com/ElleMoreen/status/1244731290185797635

Real Housewives of Letterkenny. I would watch that.